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SMS-Sprüche / Handysprüche Englische

*uck is easy *uck is funny many people *uck for money if you think that *uck is funny *uck yourself and save your money.

Aids is born aids is silly put a condom on your willy

All I wanna do is making Love to you

All my life I've praid for someone like you.And I thank God that I finally found you.I hope that you feel the same way too.Yes I pray that you do love me too.

And as they say true friendship never dies and looking back we smiled at all the tears we cried.

Beeb ! Send this message to 3 of your friends and you will have unbelievable raw ! SEX !! Tonight ! If you break this chain you will never have multiple orgasm again.

Did you know they changed the alphabet? They put u and i together!

dont drink and drive take dope and fly home.

Don't say ""I love you"".Let me feel it!

Even if you are far away you`re always in my heart to stay. Must think of me and I`ll be fine maybe one day you could be mine! I love U!

Every day and every night I always dream that you are by my side.Because I live to love you someday-you'll be my baby and we'll fly away...

For the world you are someone but for someone you are the world.

Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.

Give your smile to everyone but give your love to only 1!

How can I say I love you when I love you more than words can say?

I hate you but I need you because I love you!

I have Chic I have Hasch I have Takak in da Tasch LSD hab' I auch des is alles was I brauch!!

I love you you love me. Lof ma zusammen verlof ma uns nie.

I need two thinks my teddy and you my teddy for night and forever you.

I still miss my ex but my aim is improving!

I want to have you by my side without you I can't sleep at night the only thing I want to do is to be in love with you!

I was sleeping very well in my Quitsche-Bettgestell. But in the middle of the Nacht ist es dann zusammengekracht.

If you love someone set it free. If it comes back it is yours if it doesn´t it never was

If you stay i'll give you roots if you go I'll give you wings for micha how could an angel break my heart?

If you want to be a Hippie put a Flower on your Pipi.

If you want to do something keept at it. 'cause if you put your heart into it you can do it!

In this moment 6 3 million people are sleeping 18 9 million people are eating 2 2 million people are falling in Love and only 1 asshole is reading this.

Love beginns with a smile it continues with a kiss and it ends with tears!

Love is a Name Sex is a Game forget the Name play the Game!!

Love is difficult to find wonderful to have easy to lost and hard to forget!

Love is hard to find easy to lose and never to forget!

Love is where you find it- i´ll be here all day

Love me or let it be but don't play with me!

Love..is difficult to find ..easy too loose ..and hard to forget

never forget forget me never and when you forget me forget me for ever!!!

Reach for the moon and if you fall you’ll still be among the stars.

Roses are red Violets are blue Honey is sweet And so are you!!!

Smile- The second best thing you can do with your lips :-X

The Army lets us live apart but you are always in my heart

The roses are red who would lie on your bed let you look like an angel in heaven number seven

The thoughts of you and the hope that one day you will be mine keep me alive angel of mine.

Three seconds to say I love you three hours to explain it and a lifetime to prove it.

Time never stands still the moment drifts away and the one you have not used you have not lived!

Try not to frown. You never know when someone is falling in love with your smile.

When I think of you it's just the same this feeling it could never change.It fills me up with joy and happiness 'though there is only emptiness around me.

When there is no one to try your tears no one to take your fears there is nothing I would not do to make the sun shining again!

Women in the army? We need our girls for love not for war!

You love me I love you come we make a family!!!

You're still the one I run to the one that I belong to.You're still the one I want for life.You're still the one that I love the only one I dream of...



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